opulate: how about instead of “all body types are beautiful” we say “beauty is extremely subjective and fleeting and doesn’t determine your worth and you don’t owe attractiveness to anyone so why don’t you focus on something important like being a worthwhile human being”
abuserr2: 96% of people i care about are from the internet
lanadelrevupthosefryers: *mom voice* no sexting at the dinner table honey please
nope: why is everyone hotter than me i hate this site
askbox questions: vidya game edition!
1: Do you try to stay away from walkthroughs?
2: Company you're always loyal to?
3: Best game you've ever played?
4: Worst game you've ever played?
5: A popular series/game you just can't get into no matter how much you try?
6: A game that's changed you the most?
7: A game you'll never forget?
8: Best soundtrack?
9: A game you turn your volume off every time you play it?
10: A game you've completely given up on?
11: Hardest game you've played?
12: Shortest time you've beaten a game in?
13: A game you were the most excited for when it wasn't released yet?
14: A game you think would be cool if it had voice acting?
15: Which two games do you think would make an awesome crossover?
16: Character you've hated most? From what game?
17: What game do you never tell people you play?
18: A game you wish your friends knew about?
19: Which game do you think deserves a revival?
20: What was the first video game you ever played?
21: How old were you when you first played a video game?
22: If you could immerse yourself in any game for one day, which game would it be? What would you do?
23: Biggest disappointment you've had in gaming?
24: Casual, Hardcore, or in the middle?
25: Be honest; have you ever used cheats (like ActionReplay or Gameshark)?
26: Handheld or console?
27: Has there ever been a moment that has made you cry?
28: Which character's clothes do you wish you owned the most?
29: Which is more important, gameplay or story?
30: A game that hasn't been localized in your country that you think should be localized?
getoffmybloghoe: it makes me uncomfortable that they dont shoot movie scenes in order
niallhortonhearsawho: a girl walks into a classroom wearing a spaghetti strap shirt. immediately every boy within a 50 yard radius gets a raging erection. the teacher attempts to present a lesson but to no avail, no one can hear over the sound of every male student masturbating to this girl’s shoulders. why couldn’t she just wear a long sleeved shirt
let’s bang i mean hang no i don’t
mormondad: getting a boner before marriage is a sin
galaxys4: [on the first date] uhh… heh… (sweats) umm… so uh do you say “gif” or “jif” hahah
sordid-little-house: The world is not with a bang but with a toot.
matturday: so I ended my english presentation with “these fatal flaws brought macbeth to his macdeath” and at least 60% of the class groaned
what are the top five Things you associate with me
Reblog if you have a friendship of more than 5...
the-lonely-scottish-guy: if everybody got a free miniature animal at birth that protected you, like a tiny elephant or dragon, the world would be a better place.
aegean-sea: LOWERCASE LETTERS ARE FOR THE LOWER CLASS
idk i really like being called cute but i also really like hearing that you masturbate to the thought of me idk
flutterlings: the whole yahoo/tumblr thing is rly just like when a single dad marries a new woman and the kids get rebellious and are like “YOU’RE NOT MY REAL MOM”
cyberbullier: let’s be real here if icarly were an actual webshow they would get bullied so badly
It’s annoying when you are fucking fed up with someone’s shit but you don’t want to start something so you have to pretend like you don’t care
yahmahah: To find a game to play, or to go watch Weeds… Hmm… Both at the same time
damn-a-frica: 1612th: breadandfire: 1612th: hi DO U NOT SUPPORT GAYS?????? what idk man i think its pronounced gif
stayy0ungandwild: Opinions are like orgasms. Mine’s more important and I dont care if you have one.